Röd som leker med sin fitta medan hon är i sin sexiga underkläder

I felt those eyes undressing me, not that there's a lot to take off.

I'm all dressed up for a good old-fashioned wank session.

Well, I never really bothered to get up today, mid-afternoon, and I'm still here.

Yeah, you're having a good look down that cleavage, aren't you?

Or maybe you're looking at those killer heels and nylons.